Gideon: If you say that word again, I'm throwing you in jail.
Me: What word?
Gideon: "Son, stop doing that."
Gideon woke up with a belly ache last night.
Maybe because he drank 8 vanilla milks yesterday.
He's drinking another one right now.
Moderation is today's topic.
That and how people make boogies.
This week Gideon is an otter.
Last week he was a beaver.
For those of you playing at home.
Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey.
He will freak on your ass.
No Tells is all freaking poetry book lists-- during November and December.