Recently Gideon was promoted from the position of No Tell water boy to that of "intern in-charge-of-sales." If you happen to be in the area on Saturday, please come by and buy some books. He's really excited about his new job and would be devastated if he was let go for failure to adequately perform his responsibilities. Let's all do our part to create a positive atmosphere for him to succeed.
Don't think I wouldn't can my own son for incompetence.
They don't call me Meannie Mommy for nothing.