I'm liking 37 a lot so far.

Definitely better than 36 which was infinitely better than 35 and so on.

To all you 20-somethings fretting about turning 30:

You're all a bunch of ninny fools.

Your 20's are a big, heaping, steaming pile of sheet.

You're just not worldly or experienced enough to realize it.

Someday, when you become worldly and experienced, like me, you'll understand what I'm saying.

Flush that sheet, wash your hands and get cooking in your creative kitchen.